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Braces, Pimples, Emotions, weird smells.....yes, we are talking about PUBERTY. Today we're discussing when we started puberty, our cringe worthy stories and how we got through it! 

Podcast Blackout: Say Their Names

We’re continuing with our podcast blackout this week in an effort to amplify the black voices speaking out against racial injustice in our country. In the meantime, we’re working to bring more diverse perspectives into our regular content — stay tuned in the coming weeks for more advice for our younger selves with several special guests who can add their own experiences into the mix, which may be completely different (or surprisingly similar) to our own.

We recognize that there is still so much work to be done in this fight for equality, and we’re committed to continue fighting for equality, liberty, and justice. Today, we want to take a moment to recognize just a few of the names of the black folx whose lives have been cut short by police since 2014. We say their names to remember and honor their lives, and to remind ourselves and others just how far we still have to go. 

• ERIC GARNER
• JOHN CRAWFORD III
• MICHAEL BROWN
• EZELL FORD
• DANTE PARKER 
• MICHELLE CUSSEAUX 
• LAQUAN MCDONALD
• TANISHA ANDERSON
• AKAI GURLEY
• TAMIR RICE
• RUMAIN BRISBON
• JERAME REID
• GEORGE MANN
• MATTHEW AJIBADE
• FRANK SMART
• NATASHA MCKENNA
• TONY ROBINSON
• ANTHONY HILL
• MYA HALL
• PHILLIP WHITE
• ERIC HARRIS
• WALTER SCOTT
• WILLIAM CHAPMAN II
• ALEXIA CHRISTIAN 
• BRENDON GLENN 
• VICTOR MANUEL LAROSA
• JONATHAN SANDERS 
• FREDDIE GRAY 
• JOSEPH MANN
• SALVADO ELLSWOOD 
• SANDRA BLAND 
• ALBERT JOSEPH DAVIS
• DARRIUS STEWART 
• BILLY RAY DAVIS 
• SAMUEL DUBOSE
• MICHAEL SABBIE  
• BRIAN KEITH DAY 
• CHRISTIAN TAYLOR
• TROY ROBINSON
• ASSHAMS PHAROAH MANLEY 
• FELIX KUMI
• KEITH HARRISON MCLEOD
• JUNIOR PROSPER
• LAMONTEZ JONES
• PATERSON BROWN
• DOMINIC HUTCHINSON
• ANTHONY ASHFORD
• ALONZO SMITH
• TYREE CRAWFORD
• INDIA KAGER
• LA’VANTE BIGGS
• MICHAEL LEE MARSHALL 
• JAMAR CLARK 
• RICHARD PERKINS
• NATHANIEL HARRIS PICKETT
• BENNI LEE TIGNOR
• MIGUEL ESPINAL
• MICHAEL NOEL 
• KEVIN MATTHEWS 
• BETTIE JONES
• QUINTONIO LEGRIER
• KEITH CHILDRESS JR.
• JANET WILSON
• RANDY NELSON  
• ANTRONIE SCOTT  
• WENDELL CELESTINE
• DAVID JOSEPH 
• CALIN ROQUEMORE 
• DYZHAWN PERKINS
• CHRISTOPHER DAVIS 
• MARCO LOUD 
• PETER GAINES
• TORREY ROBINSON 
• DARIUS ROBINSON 
• KEVIN HICKS
• MARY TRUXILLO
• DEMARCUS SEMER
• WILLIE TILLMAN
• TERRILL THOMAS  
• SYLVILLE SMITH
• ALTON STERLING
• PHILANDO CASTILE 
• TERENCE CRUTCHER 
• PAUL O’NEAL
• ALTERIA WOODS
• JORDAN EDWARDS
• AARON BAILEY
• RONELL FOSTER
• STEPHON CLARK
• ANTWON ROSEII
• BOTHAM JEAN
• PAMELA TURNER 
• DOMINIQUE CLAYTON
• ATATIANA JEFFERSON
• CHRISTOPHER WHITFIELD
• CHRISTOPHER MCCORVEY
• ERIC REASON 
• MICHAEL LORENZO DEAN
• BREONNA TAYLOR
• GEORGE FLOYD
• RAYSHARD BROOKS

Podcast Blackout: Amplifying Black Voices

Due to the recent protests against racial violence and police brutality in the United States, we (alongside other podcasts) will be participating in the Podcast Blackout and will not be releasing our regularly scheduled episode for today. We have chosen to use this platform to help spread awareness about the issues our country is facing, and encourage you to do the same! Whatever platform you have to make your voice heard, we ask that you take the time to speak out. Instead of listening to us ramble for the next 60-90 minutes, check out some of the podcasts and radio shows we've listed below to help educate yourself and others on race in America.

 

We encourage you to do what you can to fight against racial injustice. Support, protest, donate, and educate yourselves — we will be doing the same. To our black listeners, although we can never truly understand what you're going through (and have gone through in the past), we will stand with you and fight to end racism. Your lives matter....they always have and they always will.

 

Anti-Racist Podcasts & Radio Shows:

• Momentum: A Race Forward Podcast, features movement voices, stories, and strategies for racial justice.
• Seeing White Series from Scene On Radio, a 14-part documentary series exploring whiteness in America.
• Uncivil, a podcast from Gimlet Media that presents a history of the Civil War not often found in school textbooks.
• Code Switch, a podcast that presents contemporary news viewed through the lens of race and identity.
• 1619 (New York Times), audio series on how slavery has transformed America, connecting past and present through the oldest form of storytelling.
• About Race, National conversation about Race and politics
• Code Switch (NPR), a podcast that presents contemporary news viewed through the lens of race and identity.
• Intersectionality Matters!, a podcast hosted by Kimberlé Crenshaw, an American civil rights advocate and a leading scholar of critical race theory.
• Pod For The Cause (from The Leadership Conference on Civil & Human Rights), a podcast created for those of you wanting to effect change, who understand the importance of restoring our democracy.
• Identity Politics, a podcast on race, gender, and Muslims in America.

 

For a list of even more anti-racist resources, including books, movies, coursework, & social media accounts, check out this great article from Medium & the Female Founders Fund.

 

Looking for a 1-stop link for petitions, donations, and other resources? We gotchu! https://blacklivesmatters.carrd.co/

 

#BlackLivesMatter #BLM

Questions and unCrustables

Today we're keeping it light with questions from Sandra's "girl's night" questions game! We also have a special guest appearance from two of our lovely mothers. Also, have any of you ever fried an uncrustable?

Would You Rather

Life is full of hard decisions...but hopefully none as hard as some of these questions 😧 Play along as we take another brain break from the serious stuff and instead decide if we would rather be mermaids or bird-people, subs or doms, and just how awkward we're willing to get during sex! ⁣

Marry, Murder, Fuck

Welcome back everyone!! This will be a fun episode to play along with while you're quarantined! Each of us will list out three nouns and YOU must choose which one you'd marry, murder or fuck. 

Never Have WE Ever

It's Sandra's 30th and we're drinkin' margaritas. Grab your favorite alcoholic (or non-alcoholic) beverage and play a game of Never Have I Ever with us! Warning: do not play while driving. 

OBGY-No Thank You

Pap Shmears, am I right?? If you have a vagina, you may have let an OBGYN look up there time to time. Have you ever spent an hour talking about it with some cool lady friends? If not, then come on over! Today we are talking all about our first visits, preferences, weird experiences and advice. 

Throwback! What Makes Men Sexy

Quarantine finally managed to jack up our recording schedule, so we're coming in hot this week with a throwback to our most popular episode of the podcast, What Makes Men Sexy! In this episode we invited listeners to share what qualities make a man attractive, and which ones leave them as dry as the Sahara.

PSA: We got too drunk to edit this one, so it's uncut, raw, and sometimes incoherent...but apparently y'all are into that so enjoy! 🤷‍♀️ 

Sexting: Fix My Caché

Welcome back to another quarantine edition: SEXTING! Today we learned a lot about each other and our listeners. The consensus was: NO UNWARRANTED DICK PICS!