Who run the world?! 💃 This week we're talking about the women who raised us, inspired us, and even scared us a little bit (in all the best ways). Listen in to learn why you should NEVER mess with Katy's relatives, hear all about Party Laura's no-fucks-given mom vibes, and find out which one of us is inspired by the greatest woman to never exist. Here's to all the strong women out there! 🍾

Pornography has been a part of human life since the beginning of history, but for many people it's still a taboo and intensely private topic. Well, fuck that shit — we're talking about it! We discuss some of the history of porn, as well as our first experiences and feeling with it, and how that shaped what we're into today. Whether you watch porn or not, we're here to take the shame out of our sexuality and remind you (and our younger selves) that we're all in this together 🌈💕🔥



It's 2020! So, wash your damn face and MAKE SOME MOVES! Girl, Wash Your Face is an autobiography and self-empowerment story written by Rachel Hollis about the lies we tell ourselves as women. Listen in as Hannah and Sandra recap the book and discuss their biggest takeaways. In a nutshell, we'd recommend the audio version of this book, so go take a listen. 

Did you miss us!? We're back and SO ready to start season 2. Today's episode is all about New Years Resolutions. We're talking history, our personal resolutions, and our podcast's resolutions. Let's kick 2020's ass!

We're popping Katy's romance novel cherry with our first ever book review minisode! In this festive Target find, Hannah and Katy follow the story of single mom Piper and restless loner Logan to see if they can put their differences aside and find true love in time for the holidays. Spoiler alert: you know they do.

Listen along as we talk our way through dusty attic dry humping, cringey Christmas gifts, and a conversation about a 2 liter bottle you'll wish you could forget. Later, bitches!

So long Season One! Listen in as we talk about our accomplishments, and biggest "take aways" from our first year of podcasting. Thank you so much to all of our listeners, we appreciate each and every one of you. We are off to hibernate, relax and regroup. See you all at the start of 2020! Happy Holidays, Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, Happy Kwanzaa, Have a Merry Festivus and a HAPPY NEAR YEAR!!! #Toyotathon #HappyHondadays

The guys had their chance, now we're talking about all the things we find sexy (and totally un-sexy) about men! Also, Taurin isn't here so we're not editing for shit....this is the uncut, real life, real time edition of what makes our panties explode, and what makes our clits run for cover. We're drunk, we're honest, and we're here to party! 🎉🎉🎉

Remember all those dumb, embarrassing things we did to try and make ourselves more attractive? Turns out we just needed a little confidence (and all our teeth)! 

We asked the men and lesbians in our lives what exactly they found most attractive in a woman...and what immediately turned them off! This week we're going through their responses, sharing our opinions, and eating the hell out of some Chinese food (spoiler alert: it's super sexy 🔥).

Listen next week to hear OUR take on attraction — we're giving our side of the story about what the most (and least) attractive qualities in men, and we're not holding back!

Better yet, share your own opinions with us on Instagram or our website and join the conversation 😘


Later bitches!
Hannah, Katy, Sandra, & Suzie 💕

Hannah's living her best life in Denver this week, so let's throw it back to one of our favorite topics — oral sex! Tune in to find out why Katy will never drink another Capri Sun, remember that Suzie should set all her social media to private, PLUS a special call-in appearance from our sticker queen, Party Laura (aka Sandra's Mom) 👅 

We'll be back with regularly scheduled programming next week, where we'll be sharing all the responses we got from our favorite guys and gays about what makes women attractive and what is an immediate turn-off! Later, bitches!

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