Welcome back ladies and gents! We definitely all have 1 thing in common at the moment, which is COVID-19. Listen in as we discuss what its like to be quarantined and how we are all getting through!

We all have songs that have turned into the soundtracks of our lives — this special quarantine episode we all unite via Skype to dive into the top five songs that have defined who we are up to this point, from the shameful to the nostalgic, and everything in between. This episode also comes with a special YouTube video of our recording session...so if you've been wanting to put our faces with our voices, here's your chance!

We hope everyone is staying safe, isolated, and sanitary during this weird fucking time. We love you and can't wait to see you on the other side of all this craziness 💕🧼

YouTube: https://youtu.be/MdD0me2E0o0

Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/1270136267/playlist/5gEy8zOmQp3cDM6Ah7jiOb?si=9-agz-FHR6q_1zaZb5ooSg

We're celebrating our own fashion queen Suzie's 30th birthday by talking all things clothes, style, and shopping. Listen along as we share our favorite styles, the challenges we run into, and different ways we use our clothes to boost our moods. Also in this episode: Katy joins us from Quarantine Corner, Blackout Hannah is back on her bullshit, and all of Sandra's salt lamp dreams come true! 


16 Batshit Historical Fashion Facts That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

Change of plans! Hannah and Sandra are both traveling, and Katy is avoiding both of them for epidemic safety reasons — so this week we're giving our new listeners a chance to get to know us a little better and throwing it back to the episode where we talk about a few of those weird-ass things that make us unreasonably happy. Plus we dive into a little dirty talk...can you guess which of us is the giggler? 🚽😂



March 4, 2020

Blow Job Season: Periods

Aunt Flow, the Red Wedding, Shark Week, Code Red....yep, we are talking PERIODS! 🩸 We get into the science, sex, history, and middle school traumas that go along with Riding the Cotton Pony, so buckle up bitches (and be brave, boys...you might learn something). 

Who ARE we?!? Don't worry, the Meyers-Briggs test knows even better than we do 🤯 This week we take a deep dive into our personality types and how they affect everything from our careers to our sex lives — and yes, each of us feels personally seen (and attacked) on a spiritual level. We also get REAL personal about our buttholes and test our psychic abilities to reach Suzie from beyond the grave ☠️

Take your own (free, fun, and easy!) personality test on CrystalKnows.com and then nerd out along with us about the different MBTI types on Truity.com! 🤓

We were always told not to discuss religion with friends...but where's the fun in that?? In this episode, we're discussing our own experiences, perspectives, and theories on religion and spirituality. Plus we share what our 5 y/o selves would do with 30 y/o privileges, and Hannah loses her keys, but we find Jesus between Jamie Lee Curtis' legs 🙏 

Cheers, bitches! 


We’re taking a week off to recover from our wild Fancy Dress weekend and to celebrate Katy passing her real estate exam!

This week we’re throwing it back to one of our favorite episodes — the one where y’all sent in your own kinky delights for us to read on the show. We love this episode because it reminds us that our listeners are just as weird and raunchy as we are!

So...thank y’all for being the best! We’ll be back next week with some brand new content.  

In the meantime, here are a few fellow podcasts we’re super into right now — go show them some love!

February 4, 2020

Sex Can Wait, Masturbate!

Flickin' the bean, chokin' the chicken, jerkin' off, jackin' off, dj diddlin'. That's right, we're talking masturbation. You do it, your partner does it, your parents, grandparents and even your bag boy...especially the bag boy. Listen in as we discuss our experiences and advice! 

January 29, 2020

Rinse and Repeat: Self Care

My lords and ladies, it is time to pamper yourselves and find your inner peace. Listen in as we discuss #SELFCARE — when we need it, how we like it, and what kinds we're just not into (yeah yeah, we're still talking about self care, ya nasties).

"You have to take care of yourself before you can take care of others" —Good Ole Dr. Phil. 

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