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Throwback! Bean Break: Oral Sex

Hannah's living her best life in Denver this week, so let's throw it back to one of our favorite topics — oral sex! Tune in to find out why Katy will never drink another Capri Sun, remember that Suzie should set all her social media to private, PLUS a special call-in appearance from our sticker queen, Party Laura (aka Sandra's Mom) 👅 

We'll be back with regularly scheduled programming next week, where we'll be sharing all the responses we got from our favorite guys and gays about what makes women attractive and what is an immediate turn-off! Later, bitches!

One Carb Per Corn: The Things We Thought Were Sexy

Yeah...that's not cute, girl 😬 This week we're talking about all the cringey, embarrassing, very NOT sexy things we used to do to make ourselves "hotter" — spoiler alert: it didn't work. Listen to our failed Cosmo tips, regretful lingerie choices, and super awkward kissing techniques...it ain't good, friends! 😂

The Canadian Border Patrol video that shapes Hannah's life (watch it, love it!): 
https://youtu.be/DFcIH2tK2iM

 

Spooky Shit: All Things Halloween

Happy (almost) Halloween, you beautiful bitches! In honor of spooky season, we're talking about our favorite Halloween traditions, costumes, candy, and more! 🎃 We also share our last meals, existential dread, and paranormal experiences....so bust out your ouija boards and sage, because it's about to get creepy! 👻☠️🎃😈

 

Sunburnt Cooch: 30 Lessons for Our 30's

We're 30 episodes in, 30 years in, and still learning. This time we go over all the lessons we've learned (or wish we had learned) over the past 29+ years. Find out which mistake Katy will NEVER make again, why Sandra's dad may be the wisest man to ever live, whether or not Hannah has made it out of the bathroom, and why Suzie keeps her legs closed in the tanning bed!

Things we're loving:

BetterHelp App! Try it for a free week: https://www.betterhelp.com/rpc/363cc1fabe62cc0b01 

Hocus Pocus Minisode

Let's travel back in time to 1993, a time where windbreakers were worn, cassettes were jammed to, and podcasts were a complete mystery. We're talking about the classic film Hocus Pocus in this minisode! IT'S SPOOKY TIME BITCHES!!!

Social Lubricant (People Say It!): Making Friends as Adults

How do you make friends as an adult? Apparently Sandra is the only one who really knows! We explore why it's so hard to meet new people now that we're all grown up, plus Hannah exposes her weirdest fear while Katy runs away with hers! 

A few things we're loving this week...

• Katy loves this spooky little girl book and making earrings
• Hannah loves Knowledge Perk Coffee
• Sandra loves the Gamecock's dramatic win over Georgia
• Suzie loves books about witches and pirates

HEY BITCH Minisode: Emma, Liz, & Makayla

It’s tiny! It’s terrible! It’s our first ever minisode!! ✨ We’re sharing our thoughts on some recent Hey Bitch submissions from Liz (#ShootYourShot) & Emma, plus we hear back from Makayla! ✨ Listen along or submit your own questions at ListenYouBeautifulBitch.com/heybitch 🌈✨

It's Science, Boo: How Planes & Mirrors Work

We're bouncing back from our depression talk and dropping knowledge bombs like a bunch of drunk, unqualified Bill Nyes! 👩‍🔬 Hannah and Katy have their minds blown by the physics of airplanes and mirrors, while Sandra teaches us a thing or two about the unexpected pleasures of financial responsibility and mansplains past episodes to our NEW audio engineer, Taurin! Prepare to finish this episode just a little bit smarter than you were when you started 🤓

Also featuring:

• "Us" movie spoilers
• A Taylor Swift / Korn mashup masterpiece: https://youtu.be/UDQ9kw91ebQ
• Fact checking from Sandra's husband, Mike (an actual scientist)

Titty Tuesday: Depression, Grief & Trauma: Mental Health Series, Part 4

What up ladies and gents? We are back with Episode 27! Today's episode is Part 4 of our Mental Health Series. We are discussing Depression, Grief and Trauma. This is a heavy episode, but we promise you'll gain some positivity and insight from it!

Throwback! Severed Deck: Body Image Issues

After a few too many scheduling conflicts (and a surprise stomach bug), we decided to serve you up some throwback action this week! So here's one of our earliest episodes, where you can hear the long-lost compliment circle, learn about our body-image ghosts of the past, present, and future, plus give your opinion on the age-old debate of #TeamTop vs #TeamBottom (it's still tied, folks). We'll be back next week with a brand new Mental Health episode focusing on depression, grief, and trauma....you know, something light! Cheers, bitches! 🌈✨