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Honest Job Interviews: Titties in a Twitter

We've all had to present our "best selves" in a job interview, but what if we could be 100% honest? In tonight's episode, we give our honest-to-god answers to some common interview questions — and to be real, we would totally hire ourselves 😂 Listen in to meet "Business Hannah," learn how Katy's RBF has gotten her every job she's gotten (that's grammar, folks), and remind Sandra that dinosaurs aren't a hoax, no matter what some of her family says 🦖

 

 

Fuck Off COVID: Quarantine Update

Welcome back ladies and gents! We definitely all have 1 thing in common at the moment, which is COVID-19. Listen in as we discuss what its like to be quarantined and how we are all getting through!

Quarantine Poops: Music of Our Lives

We all have songs that have turned into the soundtracks of our lives — this special quarantine episode we all unite via Skype to dive into the top five songs that have defined who we are up to this point, from the shameful to the nostalgic, and everything in between. This episode also comes with a special YouTube video of our recording session...so if you've been wanting to put our faces with our voices, here's your chance!

We hope everyone is staying safe, isolated, and sanitary during this weird fucking time. We love you and can't wait to see you on the other side of all this craziness 💕🧼

YouTube: https://youtu.be/MdD0me2E0o0

Playlist: https://open.spotify.com/user/1270136267/playlist/5gEy8zOmQp3cDM6Ah7jiOb?si=9-agz-FHR6q_1zaZb5ooSg

Live, Love, Lysol: Fashion

We're celebrating our own fashion queen Suzie's 30th birthday by talking all things clothes, style, and shopping. Listen along as we share our favorite styles, the challenges we run into, and different ways we use our clothes to boost our moods. Also in this episode: Katy joins us from Quarantine Corner, Blackout Hannah is back on her bullshit, and all of Sandra's salt lamp dreams come true! 

Extras:

16 Batshit Historical Fashion Facts That'll Blow Your Damn Mind

Throwback! Carb Sweats: Weird Things That Make Us Happy

Change of plans! Hannah and Sandra are both traveling, and Katy is avoiding both of them for epidemic safety reasons — so this week we're giving our new listeners a chance to get to know us a little better and throwing it back to the episode where we talk about a few of those weird-ass things that make us unreasonably happy. Plus we dive into a little dirty talk...can you guess which of us is the giggler? 🚽😂

 

 

Blow Job Season: Periods

Aunt Flow, the Red Wedding, Shark Week, Code Red....yep, we are talking PERIODS! 🩸 We get into the science, sex, history, and middle school traumas that go along with Riding the Cotton Pony, so buckle up bitches (and be brave, boys...you might learn something). 

Sh!t Stack: Myers-Briggs Personality Types

Who ARE we?!? Don't worry, the Meyers-Briggs test knows even better than we do 🤯 This week we take a deep dive into our personality types and how they affect everything from our careers to our sex lives — and yes, each of us feels personally seen (and attacked) on a spiritual level. We also get REAL personal about our buttholes and test our psychic abilities to reach Suzie from beyond the grave ☠️

Take your own (free, fun, and easy!) personality test on CrystalKnows.com and then nerd out along with us about the different MBTI types on Truity.com! 🤓

Tig Ole Biggidies: Religion and Spirituality

We were always told not to discuss religion with friends...but where's the fun in that?? In this episode, we're discussing our own experiences, perspectives, and theories on religion and spirituality. Plus we share what our 5 y/o selves would do with 30 y/o privileges, and Hannah loses her keys, but we find Jesus between Jamie Lee Curtis' legs 🙏 

Cheers, bitches! 

 

Throwback! Acai Bull: Listener Kinks

We’re taking a week off to recover from our wild Fancy Dress weekend and to celebrate Katy passing her real estate exam!

This week we’re throwing it back to one of our favorite episodes — the one where y’all sent in your own kinky delights for us to read on the show. We love this episode because it reminds us that our listeners are just as weird and raunchy as we are!

So...thank y’all for being the best! We’ll be back next week with some brand new content.  

In the meantime, here are a few fellow podcasts we’re super into right now — go show them some love!

• Sword & Scale
• You're Wrong About
• Tapes From the Darkside
• Beach Too Sandy, Water Too Wet

Sex Can Wait, Masturbate!

Flickin' the bean, chokin' the chicken, jerkin' off, jackin' off, dj diddlin'. That's right, we're talking masturbation. You do it, your partner does it, your parents, grandparents and even your bag boy...especially the bag boy. Listen in as we discuss our experiences and advice!